The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer, Crop circles are Chuck Norris’ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills people, Chuck Norris originally appeared in the “Street Fighter II” video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this “glitch,” Norris replied, “That’s no glitch.”.